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You are pondering, "Denis, does it nonetheless style nearly as good because it used to? " wager what? It tastes higher. Meat (Inhales deeply. Exhales. because the smoke wafts up into the lighting fixtures, he grabs a handful and rubs all of it over his physique. He reaches up daintily and together with his pinky finger takes a dab of smoke and locations it in the back of every one ear. Inhales deeply back. Exhales. The smoke once more wafts up into the lighting fixtures. He sucks all of it again into his mouth. He swallows it. ) i admire to smoke and that i like to smoke and that i like to smoke and that i like to consume pork. i like to consume uncooked beef. there is not anything i admire greater than to suck down a sizzling steaming butt and consume a uncooked cheeseburger even as. i admire to smoke and that i like to devour beef and that i simply devour pork that comes from cows that smoke. they're exact cows they develop in Virginia with voice packing containers of their necks. (Through voice field) "Mooooo. " i attempted consuming vegetarian. yet I felt like a wimp going right into a eating place: "What do you need to devour, sir? " "Broccoli. " hiya, broccoli is an aspect dish, fogeys, continuously used to be, consistently should be, ok? after they question me what i would like, I say, "What do you're thinking that i would like? this is often the US; i need a bowl of pork. ignore that! convey me a reside cow over to the desk! i will carve off what i would like and trip the remainder domestic. " (Rides cow around the degree whereas making a song the topic track from "Bonanza") humans cross, "Yeah, yet you consume beef and it remains on your colon for fifteen years. " stable, I paid reliable cash for it. i would like them to discover my colon wrapped in a meat sweater after they open me up in any case. "This guy's lined in meat. he is Meat guy! he is Meat-Tracheotomy guy! " we need to devour the cows. If we do not devour the cows, they are going to take over the entire planet. we are going to be out within the fields bare, consuming grass. you don't need that, now do you? "Hey, you men. there is a few very nice mulch over the following. " humans say, "Why will we devour cows? " i will let you know why. simply because we will be able to, that is why. simply because we're greater. simply because we now have weapons and so they do not. i am gonna open my very own position and escape from you nonsmokers and vegetarians. that is what i am gonna do. i will open my very own position with smoking sections: "ultra" and "regular," ok? we aren't gonna have any tables or any chairs or any napkins or any silverware, none of that stuff. only a large wide-open black gap and all we are gonna serve is uncooked meat correct at the bone! in simple terms males are gonna devour there -- bare males sitting through an incredible vast campfire. No men's room both; in case you have to visit the rest room you piss anywhere you're and mark your territory like a wolf! If a few man has a center assault from consuming an excessive amount of meat we will throw him at the hearth -- extra meat for the opposite meat eaters! simply because you have to have ambitions, fogeys. think me, i do know why you are quitting the beef. i do know why you are quitting the beef and the booze and the smoking and every thing else. I listen ya knockin' -- good, come on in! you need to surrender meat and smoking and every little thing since you are looking to stay longer. yes. you must have extra time to dwell so that you have extra time to avoid wasting the planet.